A couple years ago, when I was newly single, Emily and I spent a lot of time together. Once we went to a Buddhist café in Hamtramck and swooned over a monk working there, wondering for the rest of the afternoon what sex with a monk might be like or if they have sex at all, feeling pretty ignorant knowing we weren't sure. We talked about this the entire way home.
My (joke) profile on okcupid just got a message from the monk.
