To be submitted to Bi-Weekly/Monthly Anonymous Box Meetings. For reference only:
- Native American (Dakota) word for "White Man" is WA-SI-CU, which means "Taker of Fat" (or, he who eats the fat)
- Dead ant is the tequila worm in the bottom of a glass of Labatt
- The difference between gossip and history is that there are people around to dispute gossip.
- White socks in the air like surrender flags
- Dropping kids off at the Internet/T.V. like Hansel & Gretel
- Your pheromone strip attracts mosquitoes and semi-intellectuals
- New Official Kingdom Hair-Do
- You're the only one I can't convince I'm perfect.
Oh, no. You're so not that.
What would be?
Well, have I talked to you about dying?
